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October 22, 2014November 21, 2014

Top 25 Best Comedy Horror Movies Ever!

Here’s a brand new list of the top 25 best comedy horror movies ever made! If you love horror films, cult classics and gross comedies, you will fall into disgusting love with these films.

We’ll start with number 25 and move towards number 1. It’s more suspenseful that way…. Muahahaha!

#25 Zombeavers (2014)

I thought it only right to begin this post with the most recent comedy horror on the list. Zombeavers is a film with a ridiculous, scary, sexy basis! College kids attacked by killer zombie beavers. Awesome! Enough said, moving on.

#24 Fido (2006)

After the dead of the world are transformed into zombies because of space radiation, the Zomcon Corporation devises a domestication collar to neutralize and control the zombies. Timmy’s parents don’t like the idea, but get him a brand new zombie for a pet, which he names Fido. A boy and his zombie, its an age old story!

#23 Seed of Chucky (2004)

Child’s play was one terrifying flick! But Chucky returns with a sense of humor in this third comedy horror of the franchise. Chuck and Tiff, his wife (I know it’s weird, but bear with me), are resurrected by their son, Glen, when he discovers that they are to star as dummies in a Hollywood movie. Chucky and Tiff are less than thrilled that their son lacks the murderous tendencies that they wanted so badly for him and hilarity ensues. No, really!

#22 The Monster Squad (1987)

Dracula is collecting monsters to help him take over the world. Who can stop him? A group of pre-teen loser, monster fanatics and a kid-sister of course!

#21 Piranha 3D (2010)

This remake is campier and scarier than the original! An earthquake releases an overly aggressive, school of piranha during spring break. Scientists discover that they came from an underground prehistoric lake filled with piranha eggs. But wait, if these are baby piranha…where are the parents?

#20 Re-Animator (1985)

The cat came back! When attending medical school make certain that your new roommate isn’t some sort of evil-Dr. Frankenstein-ish scientist. And at all costs, don’t let him involve you and your girlfriend in his experiments of bringing the dead back to life! This movie is as good as it gets for B comedy horror movies!

#19 Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

My worst nightmare! Killer aliens who look like clowns capturing and murdering residents of a small town. They just look like happy clowns with happy clown weapons. Chilling and funny, I think. Nope, just chilling!

#18 Ghostbusters (1984)

“Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!” Three paranormal scientists start a ghost-extraction business in New York City. Just in time to save the Big Apple from a terrifying evil-spirit emerging from another dimension! The cast will have you laughing and crying ectoplasm…Gross!

#17 The Lost Boys (1987)

Don’t tell Mom, but I think her boss is the head vampire! Can two brothers stop the town vampire clan from turning everyone they love into bloodthirsty vamps? They can sure try! Joined by another pair of brothers, the four teens battle evil to save the town. Oh, and Grandpa helps too!

#16 Hatchet II (2010)

After singly escaping the disfigured, mammoth of a killer Victor Crowley, Marybeth returns with an army of gunmen to end his reign of the bayou. I don’t think they brought enough guns for this maniac killing spree! This comedy horror movie is smart, bloody, and laughable.

#15 House (1986)

The ultimate 80’s B-rated comedy horror movie! An ex-Vietnam vet/author returns to his childhood home after his aunt’s passing and begins a horrifically cheesy journey to defeat the other-worldly forces residing in the house before they kill him. Gruesome (yet not at all scary) monsters and self-animating garden tools are sure to make you laugh! As a bonus, George Wendt (Norm from Cheers) is the less than helpful, but hilarious neighbor. Available on Netflix all month!

#14 Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010)

Tucker just bought himself his very first vacation home and these pesky college kids just keep killing themselves on his property! Really! Tucker and Dale are well-meaning backwoods dudes who are paying the price for saving the life of a young woman named Allison in this hilarious comedy horror self-slasher film!

#13 Dead Snow (2009)

Believe me, the subtitles are worth it! Med students vacationing in the woods are picked off one by one by…wait for it…Nazi Zombies! That mysterious old man tried to warn you, but you just didn’t listen!

#12 Dead Alive (1993)

“Your mother ate my dog!” An evil mother of a young man tries to sabotage her son’s relationship and is bitten by a creepy monkey creature that kills her and turns her into a zombie. She then goes on a rampage consuming pets and people alike! This gory comedy is a spoof of a 1950’s film “Braindead” and far exceeds the enjoy ability of its predecessor.

#11 Idle Hands (1999)

An adorable teen stoner’s hand begins to have murder on its mind. Even after hacking off the affected limb, Anton Tobias (played by Devon Sawa) needs the help of his two murdered best friends (who have come back to life as helpful zombies of course!) and a sexy high priestess to save the soul of his pretty new girlfriend (Jessica Alba) from the terror of his own hand!

#10 Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn (1987)

This Evil Dead installment only underperforms its younger brother, Army of Darkness, on this list because of its focus being more on the gruesome horror as opposed to purely goofy comedy. But never fear there is plenty of comedy here! Ash Williams, played by Bruce Campbell, fights off onslaughts of manic demons in a cabin in the most ridiculous fashion ever! Will he make it to morning light? A must see for comedy horror lovers!

#9 Zombieland (2009)

Bill Murray is a zombie! Not really! A young fearful student creates successful rules on how to survive the zombie apocalypse but after meeting a gun-crazed stranger who just wants to find the last remaining Twinkie on earth and two cute but deadly sisters, he has to change his plans.

#8 Black Sheep (2006)

Not the Chris Farley movie! Genetically mutated sheep feasting on the residents of a quiet New Zealand town… Sounds like comedy-horror gold to me! Their cold, lifeless stares and bloodthirsty baa-s make these sheep your worst nightmare!

#7 The Night of the Creeps (1986)

Alien brain parasites infected my prom date! Oh no! This film has amassed an impressive cult following that has endured over 20 years! The film combines horror genres, including zombies and aliens, and transforms them into a comedic killer film to span the ages.

#6 Club Dread (2004)

A little-known flick in the genre of comedy horror movies from the Broken Lizard guys (creators of Super Troopers), this film is a gem! A serial killer begins a rampage through the classy Coconut Pete’s island resort for swingers and the sex-fueled staff is tasked with finding the killer or becoming the next dead beach-body! Club Dread is a fabulous spoof on classic slasher-films.

#5 The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

Touch it and die! When young friends discover a trove of mysterious items in the cellar of a creepy cabin…well, you know the story. Or do you!?!? This is one of the best comedy horror movies and carries a surprisingly hilarious twist that will ensure that you never go camping again!

#4 Young Frankenstein (1974)

Don’t you dare mispronounce his name! Young Frankenstein is a parody film about Dr. Victor Frankenstein’s descendant who has spent his whole life denying his heritage, “It’s pronounced Fronkenstien!” Things change after he inherits his grandfather’s castle (along with trusty sidekick Igor and lusty assistant Inga) and begins recreating the experiment himself! The terror of mad scientist meets the electric hilarity of lead actor Gene Wilder and director Mel Brooks to bring Mary Shelley’s 1818 novel back to life!

#3 Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

Recently engaged Janet and Brad are no match for the sultry advances of their emergency host, Dr. Frank-N-Furter (Tim Curry), and his sex-crazed-Transylvanian staff. But what are they to do with a broken down car in a storm like this? This cult-classic film will make everyone jump up and do the “Time Warp” again and again. It is even shown live every October all across the country!

#2 Army of Darkness (1992)

This series has acquired quite the cult following over the years. Although all three movies are hilarious, this one is my absolute favorite and takes time travel to a whole new level! Ash fights to return to the present after being transported to Medieval times (with his gun and chainsaw of course!) and is tasked with finding the magical book Necronomicon in the land of the undead.

And our #1 of all comedy horror movies ever is….

#1 Shaun of the Dead (2004)

“You’ve got red on you…” You try dealing with a zombie epidemic, whilst dealing with an idiotic best friend, fighting with your girlfriend, and attempting to reconcile with your mother and her abrasive husband at the same time! Shaun is a 30-something loser just trying to keep everyone alive in the midst of a crisis. Shaun of the Dead is a great movie with a hilarious comedic twist on zombie infestation and the very best comedy horror film ever!

*All Movie Art credits belong to IMBD

October 21, 2014October 21, 2014

10 Pictures of Puppies Loving Fall, Because Pumpkin Spice is SO Last Season!

Fall is upon us. The season of multi color leaves, football, thanksgiving, and puppies! Here are 10 pictures of puppies loving everything about fall.

1. This puppy Playing in the fall leaves.

2. This puppy enjoying an afternoon walk in fall

3. This puppy snuggled up on the first day of frost

4. This puppy picking out a Halloween pumpkin

5. This puppy cant wait to go trick or treating

6. This puppy passed out from too much fall fun

7. This puppy is ready for football

8. This puppy enjoying Big Dipper ice cream like a true Missoulian

9. This puppy cant wait for leftover turkey on thanksgiving

10. This puppy bundled up for the cold loves fall, but can’t wait for winter!

Just kidding about pumpkin spice.

Pumpkin spice treats are SO in season

October 21, 2014November 18, 2014

8 Ways to Shake Up Your Muffin Tin!

If only a muffin tin could talk. “Honey, I’m ready to hold more than just muffin mix and cupcake mix.” “Sure cupcakes and muffins are yummy but let’s make something that your grandmother would be proud of.” “I don’t want to wait for a special occasion to be used.” “Let’s go on a culinary adventure.”

I know this might be a little scary but hey it’s going to be worth it- just wait and see. Nowadays muffin tins come in so many different sizes and shapes. Now you need to learn how to use them to their utmost potential. There are so many different choices of fun and easy to prepare meal options to pick from. You will never look at a muffin tin the same. We are going to shake up breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snack time, oh and don’t forget about dessert.

Breakfast

1) Mini Cinnamon Monkey Rolls

Ingredients:
• 12 Rhodes™ Dinner rolls, thaws but still cold
• 6 tbsp butter, melted
• 2 tbsp corn syrup
• ½ cup brown sugar
• 2 tbsp cinnamon
• Icing:
• 1 cup powdered sugar
• 1 tbsp butter, melted
• 1-2 tbsp milk
• ½ tsp vanilla

How to Make it:
1) Cut each dinner roll into 6 equal pieces
2) In a bowl, combine butter and corn syrup and stir until well mixed
3) In another bowl, combine sugar and cinnamon and mix well
4) Dip 6 roll pieces at a time in the butter mixture and then in the sugar mixture
5) Place 6 pieces in each well (muffin tin cups) sprayed cup of a 12 muffin tin
6) Repeat with remaining roll pieces
7) Cover with sprayed plastic wrap and let double in size
8) Remove wrap and bake at 350 degrees 15-20 minutes
9) Cool 3-4 minutes before removing from pan
10) Combine icing ingredients and mix well.
11) Drizzle over money breads if desired.

2) Low Carb. Ham and Egg Bowls

Ingredients:
• ½ egg per cup
• A little heavy cream (or milk)
• Grated cheese (your pick)
• Onions and pepper, diced small
• A small pat of butter
• A couple of young green onions
• Ham slices, a little think
• Salt and pepper to taste

How to Make it:
1) To sauté the onions, I cheated a little. I added the butter to the frozen onions/peppers and threw them in the microwave for 2 minutes.
2) Spray the muffin tin cups with non-stick cooking spray. Line each with slice of ham
3) Add the cooked onions/peppers
4) Sprinkle in the cheese.
5) Pour in the egg mixture
a. Eggs
b. A little heavy cream
c. Salt and pepper
d. Beat well with a fork
6) Chop a small green onion top divide onto each.
7) Bake at 350 degrees for 20-25 minutes
So your final ham cups are just perfect! Fully cheesy eggy filling, salt crunchy outside.

Lunch or Dinner

1) Mini Chicken Pot Pies

Ingredients:
• A can of Pillsbury® Grands!® Flack Layers refrigerated biscuits
• 1 can of cream of chicken soup
• 2 cups of frozen vegetables
• 1 can of cooked chicken

How to Make it:
• Take each of your biscuits, flatten them and put in your sprayed muffin tins
• Take your 2 cups of vegetables, your can of cooked chicken and your cream of chicken soup and mix them together.
• Add your chicken veggie mix to each of the biscuits that you’r flattened. Use about 2 heaping tablespoons. Add some shredded cheese if you like!
• Bake at 375 for 20 minutes until your biscuits are golden brown

*2) Taco Supreme Bowls***

Ingredients:
• 1 pound ground beef
• 1 (1.25 ounce) package of Old El Pase seasoning mix
• 36 wonton wrappers
• 1 (16 ounce) can Old El Paso refried beans
• 36 tortilla chips
• 2 cups shredded cheddar cheese
• Sour optional toppings: cream, diced tomatoes, cilantro, onion

How to Make it:
1. Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. Spray 18 muffin cups with cooking spray
2. Brown beef in a skillet and drain the fat. Add the taco seasoning mix and water called for on the package and simmer for 4-5 minutes. Set aside.
3. Place one wonton wrapper in the bottom of each muffin cup. Layer about 1 tbsp of refried beans on top of each wonton. Crush one tortilla chip on top of the beans. Top with 1 tbsp of taco meat and 1 tbsp of shredded cheese. Repeat the layers again with a wonton wrapper, refried beans, tortilla chips meat, and cheese.
4. Bake for 15-18 minutes or until golden brown.
5. Remove cupcakes from tin and top with your favorite taco toppings (i.e. sour cream, diced tomatoes, onion, or cilantro)

3) Mini Lasagna Cups

Ingredients:
• 1 lb lean ground beef
• 1 lb sausage
• 1 cup spaghetti sauce
• 1 ½ cups part skim ricotta cheese
• ¼ tsp kosher salt
• ¼ tsp pepper
• 24 wonton wrappers
• 1 ½ cups shredded cheese

How to Make it:
1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
2. Brown sausage and hamburger in large skillet over medium high heat and drain.
3. Divide into 4 portions and reserve three for another night. Add spaghetti sauce to remaining meat mixture and stir to combine.
4. In a large bowl, combine the ricotta the salt and pepper and stir to combine.
5. Coat a large bowl, combine the ricotta the salt and pepper and stir to combine.
6. Coat a 12 cup muffin tin with cooking spray, and arrange a wonton wrapper in each cup.
7. Take half the ricotta mixture and divide it among the 12 cups.
8. Top with half of the meat sauce, and sprinkle with shredded cheese.
9. Place another wonton wrapper over the cheese, and repeat the layers by adding the remaining ricotta cheese, meat sauce, and top with shredded cheese.

4) Cheeseburger Cups

Ingredients:
• Sauce
o ½ cup mayonnaise
o 2 tbsp ketchup
o 2 tsp yellow mustard
• 36 wonton wrappers
• Burger
o 1 lb lean ground beef
o ¼ chopped onion
o ½ tsp salt
o ½ tsp pepper
o ½ cup chopped dill pickles
o ½ cup milk
• 12 (3/4-ounce) slices your chose of cheese
• Toppings
o 1 cup chopped lettuce
o 1 tbsp sesame seed

How to Make it:
1. Heat oven to 375 degrees
2. Combine all sauce ingredients in bowl. Refrigerate until serving time.
3. Spray mini-muffin pan cups with no-stick cooking spray.
4. Press 1 wonton wrapper into each cup.
5. Bake 6-10 minutes or until lightly browned.
6. Cool completely; remove from pan.
7. Cook ground beef, onion, salt pepper in 12 in skillet over medium-high heat, stirring occasionally, until beef is browned.
8. Drain, if necessary.
9. Stir in pickles, milk and cheese.
10. Cook over medium heat, stirring occasionally, 5-7 minutes or until cheese is melted.
11. Spoon meat mixture evenly into each wonton cup.
12. Top each with chopped lettuce, sauce and sesame seed. Serve immediately.

Snacks

1) Spinach Artichoke Dip

Ingredients:

• 2 cups Parmesan cheese
• 1, 14 oz can artichoke heats, drained & chopped
• 1, 10 oz box of chopped spinach, thawed & drained
• 2/3 cup sour cream
• 1/3 cup mayonnaise
• 1, 8 oz block of cream cheese, softened
• 3 tsp garlic, chopped
• ¼ tsp onion powder
• 36 wonton wrappers

How to Make it:

1. Preheat oven to 325, spray an 8×8 baking.
2. Spray 3 mini muffin pans with cooking spray.
3. Press the wonton wrappers into each little cup of the muffin pan until they are all filled.
4. Place the pans in the oven and cook for about 8-10 minutes or until they just start to get golden brown around the edges.
5. Remove pans from oven and spoon the spinach artichoke dip into each little cup until they are all full.
6. Cover each pan with a piece of aluminum foil, but tent it so the foil isn’t touching the pan in the middle.
7. Place in oven and cook for 12 minutes. Remove foil, then cook another 2-4 minutes, or until mixture starts to bubble and the edges are browned, but not burned.
8. Remove from oven and place each bite onto a serving platter.
9. This recipe should make about 36 little bites, but it really depends on how much filling you put into each one.

Dessert

1) Mini Huckleberries Pies

Ingredients:
• Pie Crust
o 2 ½ cups all-purpose flour
o 1 tsp salt
o 2 sticks (1 cup) unsalted butter, cold, cut into small cubes
o ¼ cup ice water, plus more if needed
o 1 tsp lemon juice (mixed into the ice water)
• Huckleberry Glaze
o 2 cup berries
o 1 cup sugar
o 4 tbsp corn starch

How to Make it:
1. Pie Crust
a. In a bowl, combine flour and salt.
b. Add butter and mix together until the mixture resembles coarse crumbs with some larger pieces remaining, for about 10 seconds.
c. While the mixer is on add (lemony) ice water to mixture, keep mixing until the dough holds together without being wet or sticky.
d. Test the dough by squeezing a small amount of dough together; if it is still to crumbly, add a bit more water, 1 tbsp at a time.
e. Turn out dough onto a clean work surface.
f. Shape into flattened disk.
g. Wrap in plastic, and refrigerate at least 1 hour or overnight.
2. Glazed Huckleberry Pie
a. In a pot add 1 cup of berries and the 2/3 cups water and bring it to a boil for 5 minutes.
b. Mix in the 1 cup of sugar, then add another 1/3 cups of water, and add in 4 tbsp of corn starch into the berry mixture.
c. Cook until clear and until thick.
d. Next add in 1 tbsp margarine.
e. Cook the filling until it gets thick.
f. Finally add in 1 cup of uncooked berries and then spoon into backed pie shell.

October 16, 2014October 16, 2014

The Ultimate Guide to Missoula Happy Hours

Let’s be honest. We are all hard working people, and we all definitely deserve a drink! This relaxation technique can get a little spendy though, so here is the ultimate guide to happy hour food and drink specials in Missoula.

AND, well, we all know we will drink on the weekends no matter what the cost.

October 15, 2014October 29, 2014

7 Keys to Surviving the Zombie (Tag) Apocalypse

These 7 tips will keep you alive during your next round of Zombie Tag.

1) Choose your loadout carefully.

While it may be fun to carry many weapons, they will weigh you down and you’ll stick out like a sore thumb. Stick to a small pistol and a large rifle. And don’t be this guy.

2) Know your weapon.

If you know the personality of your weapon, when it will jam, and how to get accuracy out of it, then you just raised your odds tenfold.

3) Practice with it

A single-shot pistol in the hands of a practiced marksman is worth more than a clip-fed gun being fired wildly. Get some friends together with their own guns and have a nerf gun fight to practice hitting moving targets while also learning how to move with your gun.

4) Remember the golden ratio: 3-to-1

One human can take on about three zombies before you have trouble. If it is only one or two, just take them down and save your energy. But don’t forget to…

5) Look behind you

Many humans get killed by a single zombie that sneaks up behind you when your attention is elsewhere. Always stay aware of your back as well as your front.

6) Group up…

In the early days, travel with your friends. The extra eyes and guns will keep you alive while you get used to being vigilant.

7) …but be brave enough to travel alone

As the infection spreads, there will be more zombies and less people. You’ll want to be fast and sneaky. Don’t be afraid to go lone wolf as the situation gets more dangerous.