Bear with me every one, these puns might not even koala-fy as puns.
To be honest this might be one of your most grizzly online experiences ever.
Don’t be embearassed you can share this on your Facebook… someone will think you’re not crazy.
Just bear in mind that life may never be the same.
I once hiked the M…bearly made it up alive…
Did you know the M was built by forestry majors with their bear hands?
The University should plant some strawbearies for students to eat at the food zoo garden…
After the #UMLockdown should students be able to bear arms?
Ever had a crush on someone in college and wanted to strip them bear?
Stoop kids….such grizzled people they are….
When I was a freshman I always lost my bearings finding my classes!
These dorms clawsits suck – said every UM freshman ever
A Student and his pet bear walk into the Iron Horse. As the night goes on they move from beer to mixed drinks to shooters. Finally, the bartender says: “Last call.” So, the student says, “One more for me… and one more for my bear.” The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the bear falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: “Hey buddy, you can’t just leave that lyin’ there.” To which the student replies: “That’s not a lion, that’s a bear.”
Hope you bearly enjoyed this post, it was unbearable to write.
Love,
Unbelievab.ly
P.S.
Is it really pawsible the university puts laxatives in the Food Zoo food?