Best of Craigslist Missed Connections: Montana

Romance…It’s so hard to find that one true love these days. Especially when we let that person slip right through our grasp, wondering if we’ll ever see them again. Luckily Craigslist has your back. The Craigslist Missed Connections section has become the go-to spot for anyone trying to reconnect with that special someone they had a moment with at a coffee shop, grocery store, concert, or wherever cupid happened to be working that day. Now kick back and pledge allegiance to the state of Montana, and enjoy these missed connections from our dear state:

You farted at Good Food Store – m4w (Missoula)

You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, “Was that you?” You quickly replied “No…Wasn’t me!” You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I’d love to meet up sometime.

marcus at meat counter – m4m – 44 (missoula rosauers)

eye contact. turn on. like to know you.

chick in newer mustang – w4m (Great Falls)

What color was the Mustang? What were you driving? Did we make eye contact or did I just drive by?

Looking for – w4m – 39 (Missoula)

Tim Fisher. Anyone know where .he is? Tell him an old friend is looking for . Please

yelawolf – w4m (Missoula)

i saw you outside the yelawolf concert, you asked about yellowstone and i didn’t get the joke at first 🙂 anyways, you were really cute and later that night my wolf was howling so i looked for you but you weren’t there. . .

Mrs. Motherlode – m4w (Helena)

Your a bartender there during the days best as i can tell. your humor is shining! my buddies and i sit in back under the spotlight for lunch. youd never notice me tho i think ive spotted you looking at me while i was watching you. lol your a large woman with the most un describable green eyes ive ever seen. ya jules. you kid about your ‘big ass’. i dream about it. i believ ive heard you talking about being on some nutri system shit and gymin it. i hope whatever you do it doesnt change the funny, outgoing person you seem to be. and nothing you could do would make you more beautiful to me and a few of the guys i sit wtih even. someday maybe ill sit at the bar i know your married but a man can dream right?

I SAW YOU AT WALMART!!! – m4w (Bozeman)

You were the beautiful blonde woman in the bright green fleece top that was smiling at me in the parking lot of WalMart at 4PM…..I walked in ahead of you (I was with my sister) and I turned around to look at you several times and we smiled and there was chemistry there….Oh, I DO so hope you see this…..I was the tall blonde guy with the brown vest, baseball hat, and sunglasses….I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!! I need to look into your eyes and tell you that I adore you…..answer if you see this!!!!

Not sure why you waved – w4m (10th ave)

I didn’t see you waving at other people you were parked next to. Why did you guys wave at me? I was a little preoccupied with a conversation and I surely waived very awkwardly but if you want to chat tell me what you were driving. Trust me I am a car girl and I remember.

I saw you pooping. – m4w (Burns St Bistro)

The morning after a hazy, enjoyable night out at the Badlander, I found myself eating breakfast alone, enjoying a rare sunny morning in Missoula. A creature of habit, I was wont to use the restroom and, in my haste, made the mistake of going through the wrong door. Or was it a mistake? This world can work in mysterious ways.

Cue you.

I rushed in through the stall door, and there you were. Rich auburn hair, radiant emerald eyes, and a smile that could melt the heart of the coldest misanthrope. I tried to introduce myself, but you kept saying no and waving your hands, insisting I leave and wait at the other door. In a rush, I thought you had meant the men’s restroom, and I waited there for an hour and missed a job interview–you must have forgotten to check over there.

I know the passion is there–let’s make this happen.

Camel Reds at Big Smoke – w4m – 18 (Moscow)

Oh, good LORD you were adorable. I could barely look you in the eye… You had to grab a new carton of Camel Reds and dropped a pack as you were opening it…I could hardly contain myself…I wanted to ask for your number so badly, but you were just too much for me to process. I instantly regretted not asking, and I’m hoping you’ll see this post so I can get another chance.I know if I see you again in person, ill just get flustered and be shy and then get distracted by you and forget to ask again…

Les Schwab – m4m – 35 (Missoula)

Hi………….. I saw a VERY VERy handsome cowboy today in Missoula store on Broadway..You had a long coral green wesern shirt on. Looked very nice in those wranglers too. We smiled at each other a couple times and would like to get to know you. You were with an older gentlemen, mabe your pops….. I know this is a long shot, but one never knows….. Oh yeah you had 15 plates which means you were from Lake County….

This morning’s route 11 bus driver – m4w – 38 (Missoula)

I’ve been riding for about two years and I’ve always wanted to tell you that I think you are absolutely beautiful.

That is all.

Stock girl at Orange St. Food Farm – m4w (Missoula)

To the hot stock girl – keep rocking your sexy colorful look – and I will keep making way more trips to the grocery store than I need to!

Walmart checker  – m4w (Missoula)

I was at Walmart with my grandmother and you commented on my crochet rainbow bracelet and we talked about how as gay individuals we do not have to follow the stereotype of what “gay” is but can still have pride in who we are as humans. You touched my heart somehow that day and I gave you the bracelet that I made. I would like to have that bottle of coke with you sometime. You made me smile when I was having a bad day.
Random acts of kindness feel just as good to do as they are to receive.

The Girl at Jimmy John’s – w4m (Billings)

This is a long shot, but I go into Jimmy John’s everyday for lunch and the cashier with gauged ears that always takes my order has really caught my eye. Just a really shy guy and I don’t really know what to say.

scraggly man – w4m (Bozeman)

I’ve seen you around town a few times lately, in different spots. You look like you could be a hipster, on the verge of becoming a homeless man. No idea how old you are, but guesstimating mid 20s-early 30s.. You have an epic ginger beard and you’re kind of dirty looking..What’s your story? You have a vibrant energy all around you. Next time I see you I’m just going to approach you.

We met at a pawn shop – w4m (Kalispell)

Hey you, I’m far away and yet I miss you. I think about you and how much fun we had together. We talk but it’s not the same. I just wanted to say, I MISS YOU. I know you’ll read this and know it’s me.I’ll be back soon. Be ready…You’re awesome, Mybigman. Love you.

bingo! – m4w (Missoula)

Cute blonde girl at bingo last night. Couldnt take my eyes off you. I wish we had talked more.

The Barista at City Brew – m4w (Billings)

It was about 6 pm on Valentine’s Day. I was hoping to run into someone specific, so I approached the counter – by the time I got there and realized she wasn’t on shift, it was already too late!! I was committed, didn’t have any money on me, and wasn’t really up for coffee. You had blonde, curly hair, and asked for my order. Fortunately, one of those giant chocolate chunk cookies caught my eye, allowing me to save face and actually order something. You asked if I wanted anything to drink with that – and I replied that I was good. I didn’t take a receipt, but, after our transaction, I reached into my back pocket, and handed you some candy, wishing you a Happy Valentine’s Day. You lit up like a Christmas Tree – it seemed as though my actions may have “made your day…” and just thinking about that made MY day. 🙂

Just so you know, I’m a teacher. The candy I gave you was left over from what I gave my students that day. I originally intended to give it to someone else, but, it turns out, maybe it was intended for you all along. What I teach is math, so, I know the odds are incredibly long against your even SEEING this ad, but, if you do, and if you feel like taking a risk, reply to my ad… Perhaps sparks didn’t fly – but if they did, I wanted to give them their due opportunity to see what they can do.

at walmart – m4w – 21 (bozeman)

You are beautiful. Thank you for reminding us why man creates art. Your ink and metal compliment you wonderfully and your i love zombies necklace was perfect