Welcome to the world of Missed Connections where you can post on Craigslist a short description (or a dramatic poem) about a person you saw and wished you would have “connected with”. And if the majority of the posts weren’t so ridiculously creepy, it could almost be sweet to see how many romantics are out there, tirelessly searching for someone they briefly made eye contact with in line at Taco Bell.
Here’s a few good ones I found in Montana.. And who knows – maybe someone is out there looking for you! You can thank me later when you and your soulmate get connected.
Or do be shy. Unless you’re looking for cheap rent.
You know what else is magnificent? Punctuation.
3. The worst post, ever.
I have a couple things to say about this one..
1)Brown hair? Brown skin? 2) Were you eating a Crunchwrap Supreme, because those do tend to get messy. 3) I can’t imagine that Razr phone’s photo quality is any good 4)I hope your wife takes that 1994 Vintage Aerostar and drives very quickly and very far away from you. 5) Katy, don’t call him.
4. The Spelling Bee Champion.
couldn’t*, were*, wearing*, and again, were*
5.The Hit and Run.
… so do you want my number to go on a date or to make an insurance claim?
6. Searching for an equally insane counterpart.
Play on playa, play on.
7. The enthusiasm is real.
He must have been really cute!!!!!!!!!!!!! n really funny !!!!!!!!!! n like so awesome!!!!!!!!!
..and this makes us so VERY uncomfortable.
9. Lookin’ Gassy.
He either bought gasoline or Pepto Bismol.
10. The Hopeless Romantic?
He’s not just praying to one baby Jesus, he’s praying to ALL of them! aww