–Probably the only coffee table that combines earthly treasures like laughter of a small child, and infidelity.
-The perfect scooter for your smug European baby.
– He seems nice…
–Because selling expired condoms and door knobs in separate listings wouldn’t make sense.
-Nothing builds a relationship quite like going poo together.
-Seems like a solid deal.
-Bring your friends!
-Never own a bike that’s not manly enough.
-Perhaps manly bikes aren’t your thing…