Posted on December 9, 2014December 9, 2014 by UnbelievablyWhat Even are Owls? Here you will see that owls have many uses and functions, leaving us to wonder: what even are owls? Owls are students, eager to learn. But it seems this one has walked into the wrong class. Owls are an excellent way to end a debate. Owls are polite. They also happen to function as wrenches. They are avid fans of hide-and-seek. Owls are great dancers. Owls are mechanics Owls are adorable, snuggly balls of fluff and feather. Just look at that face.